To the point where I’m considering abandoning this blog in favor of a fresh start.
If I do, I’ll announce it and queue the new link.
Answering it on your birthday, but thaaaaaaaank you.
Happy birthday, bb!
#this is why i love thorki #because you actually can see the horror in loki’s face when he looks at what he’s done #and he’s just craved for thor to punch him right hard in the face just to feel it #but he knows he can’t turn back because he’s made a deal he can’t remake #and it absolutely terrifies him
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”